Posts tagged Salty Pirates
Salty Pirates – Shark Attack
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I know a girl who says she never knows what to believe
It’s funny because I can’t believe how stunning she looks or the fact that she’s into fantasy books
What is the record for a song switching from gleefully happy to alarmingly bitter? Swedish indiepoppers (a word?) Salty Pirates set the bar pretty low. Over the course of a couple of minutes, the narrator of Shark Attack meets the girl of his dreams, gets insecure, worries she will leave him and then dreams of how her new husband should die. All of which is a perfectly normal basis for a stable relationship.
When you and your new husband spend a weekend in Hawaii
I hope that he dies in a shark attack
Top 44 Songs of 2007: #35-27
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Superman Revenge Squad – Idiot Food

Arriving from the ashes of the mighty Nosferatu D2 is Superman Revenage Squad, a one man stream of consciousness tour de force. The music doesn’t really matter because it’s all about the words. Which is for the best, because as Idiot Food is disjointed at best. The song is littered with entire sections that go wandering off on separate tangents and leave the music behind. But it doesn’t really matter as you’ll usually find yourself nodding in agreement with everything he’s saying.
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The Salty Pirates – Survivalist Guide

I woke up feeling like a new person, unfortunately he was much worse than the one I used to be
A fine slice of upbeat melancholy from Sweden’s ambassadors of loserpop (I will make this a genre if it’s the last thing I do).
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Operator Please – Get What You Want

Rock bands fronted by girls with aggressive vocals seem to be in favour at the moment, but who are we to argue when the results are as good as Australia’s Operator Please? Seemingly a rallying cry against popularity, all of the crucial boxes are ticked, from shouty-to-gentle vocals, music that goes all over the place, as well as the obligatory occasional fuck.
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Tullycraft – If You Take Away The Make-Up (Then The Vampires They Will Die)

If any band can put as much of a smile on my face as Tullycraft can, I haven’t heard them yet. Probably the best kept secret within the indie pop scene (this is their 13th year and they still seem to be obscure), last year saw the release of their fifth album, Every Scene Needs A Center. The whole thing is loaded with excellent pop songs, but few come close to the pure joy of If You Take Away The Make-Up.., with it’s handclaps, gentle vocals and to the point two minute running time.
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Assembly Now – Leigh-On-Sea

Coming across as a sort of 2007 version of The Futureheads (only, you know, good), Assembly Now don’t seem to have quite nailed their final sound yet, but it’s fun listening to them mess around while they try. Leigh-On-Sea perfects the all over the place vocals and guitar rhythms that initially worked so well for the aforementioned band. Assuming they keep on doing what they’re doing and finally settle on a sound that is just a tiny bit more original, these guys have the potential to be something very special.
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The Bridge Gang – London Sky Tonight

It was the always great Nothing But Green Lights that first put me onto The Bridge Gang, and thanks to my ever excellent timing, they had already broken up by the time I started listening. It still amazes me that great bands can fly entirely under your radar for years without you ever being aware they exist. Oh well, late or not, London Sky Tonight is a perfect rock single – rough, ready and deceptively simple.
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Rilo Kiley – Dreamworld

One of only two songs from Under The Blacklight that I still quite like a few months later, Dreamworld is far, far too good to have anything to do with that album. The only Blake effort within an increasingly Jenny-centric band, it has all of the subtlty and depth that the rest of the album seems to lack. Just listen to the wonderful guitar work and take in the oh so softly vocals. I have no idea what it’s about, and honestly I can’t say that I care. It’s all about the sound.
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Two Gallants – Despite What You’ve Been Told

Just when I think Two Gallants are destined to be a band where I appreciate a few songs but never really love any of them, along comes a song like this and completely blows me away. This song alone has rocketed the band to the top of my ever expanding “bands I should check out in more detail when I have the time” list. If they have just one more song as good as this, it’ll be worth it.
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The Bird & The Bee – Man

Inara George’s vocals are the only reason I like this. Ironically, I don’t really like her solo work or even other Bird & The Bee songs, but this song? The vocals are perfectly crafted, particularly on the verses. It gets a little close to spoken word, which is probably the appeal. More songs like this please.
The Salty Pirates
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The Salty Pirates are a five piece indie pop band from Sweden, joining the ever-expanding ranks of fine exports that country is sending our way. The songs tend to sound jangly and upbeat but actually are little stories about being a loser in love and everything else. Is loserpop a genre? If not, it should be.
Anyway, the band are one of a few that truly embraces the internet as a way of making their music available, meaning their website has their entire discography (four EPs and a bunch of other stuff) available for free download. None of their songs are going to be classics or even your favourites, but they are a hell of a lot of fun, and sometimes that’s enough.
MP3 The Salty Pirates – Shark Attack (expired)
MP3 The Salty Pirates – Survivalist Guide (expired)
MP3 The Salty Pirates – The Guy You Talk With (expired)
MP3 The Salty Pirates – Common Sense (expired)
MP3 The Salty Pirates – Did You Ever Feel Like Fucking (Up)? (expired)
